1. How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
    He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing
  2. What's the difference between a dead trombonist on the road and a dead country singer on the road?
    The country singer might have been on the way to a recording session
  3. How many bass trombonists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Only one, but he'll do it loudly
  4. What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chainsaw?
  5. How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car?
    Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof