- How many marching band flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only 1, but she'll break 10 bulbs before she realizes they can't be pushed in
- How many concert band flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
4 - one to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and two to complain about how much better they could have done it
- What key is the alto flute pitched in?
G-- I don't really care