FLUTE JOKES

  1. How many marching band flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
    Only 1, but she'll break 10 bulbs before she realizes they can't be pushed in
  2. How many concert band flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
    4 - one to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and two to complain about how much better they could have done it
  3. What key is the alto flute pitched in?
    G-- I don't really care