1. Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
    It took two hours to get the drummer out
  2. What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
    With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once
  3. We know a man who is dumb. His teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer.
    But he lost one of the sticks and became a conductor
  4. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
  5. Why do bands have bass players?
    To translate for the drummer
  6. How late does the band play?
    About half a beat behind the drummers