- Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out
- What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once
- We know a man who is dumb. His teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer.
But he lost one of the sticks and became a conductor
- What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
- Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer
- How late does the band play?
About half a beat behind the drummers